1.Feeling like a porcupine… that's a new one
2.Too drunk to work.
3.Apparently thinking too much can make you sick.
4.In Bizana, being mad is a reason to skip work.
5.Sick note from a seven-year-old girl
6.A ten-year-old girl who missed school for the day should escape punishment after being given this note for her teacher handwritten by Barack Obama.
7.This is the first recorded attempt of someone avoiding jury duty, it happened in 1821. The court's reaction to this note was the same as it would be today - see you in court!
8.iPhone App sick note signed by Dr. Zhivago!